Our knots tying specialist is unfortunately tied up in a business meeting in Japan at this time, we will return with a new date soon.

John Dale

Disappointed. I'd really been looking forward to it. I have a cousin who ties the bows on Thorntons chocolate boxes. She says she'll stand in if you want. I've seen her. She's good.

Dave Abbott

Knot to worry - I'm half-hitched myself that day...

Neil O'Dwyer

I'm bound to say -- so am I!